MatthewTiffany
I am the very model of a modern British juggler,
Experienced as thrower, catcher, balancer and spinner-er
I know the lazy juggler and I quote the fights historical
The loses of Jon peat to brook in order categorical.
I’m very well acquainted too with matters mathematical
I understand notations both the siteswap and beatmap-able
About the other props you ask I’m teeming with a lot of news
(hhhmmmm, lot of news, that’s a tough one)
With many cheerful facts about what Kendama the Void will use.
I’m very good at throwing high like DB97531
I know the algorithms and find rubix cube a lot of fun
In short in matters thrower, catcher, balancer and spinner-er
I am the very model of a modern British juggler.
I know our mythic history Vid Warren in the renegade
I saw Tom Derricks rosie cheeks those memories will never fade
Out camping in the freezing cold it always seems to smell of grass
I even read Jay Linn’s great post about that night with Chris passé passe.